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  • dutchster:

    i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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  • majesty:

    i love my friends.

    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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  • starktrekkin:

    i had a dream that a girl i know randomly gave birth to a human baby with a shrek head at a party and when the shrek baby saw that the party had stopped (because everyone was looking at him) he asked “what, is the party ogre?” 

    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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  • (Source: thebelchers, via octoberobserver)

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  • r0sekanaya:

    filling out a job application

    “are you available for a Skype interview?”

    ….

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    “no.”

    (Source: partybots, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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  • hikki-ko-mori:

    so i was taking a bath

    a bubble bath to be specific

    i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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    crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

    so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

    and i drained my tub

    i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

    and i am greeted with this

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    i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

    (Source: kikuchimoa, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

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  • yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

    flying-prussian-pugs:

    rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

    stickthinmodels:

    feminspire:

    YES!

    IMPORTANT

    the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

    I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

    If nipples are sexual organs, then men shouldn’t be allowed to show theirs either. Because it’s always the nipples, right? Women are allowed to show cleavage, but god forbid they show their nipples. The nipple on a man’s breast is the same as the nipple on a woman’s. Literally the only difference is that a woman’s breast is generally larger.

    If we lived in a society where women were allowed to show their breasts, people wouldn’t consider them sexual organs. They would be considered something normal that everyone has seen and no one would care about. It’s gotten to a point where it’s not about a woman’s comfort but about what men want, and they want boobs to be sexual so they force us to hide them to keep them that way.

    And besides that, I’ve seen guys with bigger boobs than some women, so your argument is not only flawed but completely stupid.

    (Source: the-real-f-word-feminism, via badwolf-marvelite)

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  • iswearontheangel:

    i want to post the whole book

    but can we just thank rick riordan for this because it is very important

    (via free-will-for-the-fallen)

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  • huntersnetv2:

    GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via free-will-for-the-fallen)

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