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  • dannnylawrence:

    unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    Re: Your Anaconda,

    Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

    Yours, etc.
    A bunless hun

    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

  • punkrockbetty:

    whirra:

    i just fucking wanted the one

    hahaha

    (Source: tarou4, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

  • tedtheodorelogan:

    its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

    (via youarethefirstdreamofmysoul)

  • vicious-desperation:

    bepeu:

    no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

    image

    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

  • crazyress:

    heyfunniest:

    Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

    this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

  • geekeryspookery:

    netflixizlyfe:

    shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

    reichenbach-fallen-angel:

    michael-fracture-that-benji:

    mothensidhe:

    [CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
    [CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

    four for you, punk rock jensen
    you go, punk rock jensen

    angel-pancake-of-the-lord

    this is great on its own, but then you remember the fact that he was wearing a kilt and it just makes it that much better

    I ‘re blog this every time I see this

    this is from the movie “ten-inch hero” please watch the whole thing it’s so important

    also, jensen first met and fell in love with danneel during the filming of this movie, whom he co-starred with

    (Source: stir-of-echoes, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

  • catgoddess:

    awwww-cute:

    Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

    *Pat pat pat pat*

    (via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)